What’s with these kids who DON’T SIT DOWN on the bus despite ample seating? They stand in doorways and get in the goddamn way just sit down you’re not cool.
i heard a kid say “but DAAAAAD” and his dad said “DID YOU JUST CALL ME BUTT-DAD? YOURE GROUNDED” I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING FOR 3 YEARS
"wake up we gotta go"